ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing

216,863 notes

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

108,956 notes

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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  • parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
  • me: in five years it'll be my last name
  • parents: what
  • me: what

243,454 notes

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

231,905 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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nahshaw:

if perez hilton can be rich and famous for being fucking annoying and irrelevant then so can i

8,368 notes

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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