you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
- parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
- me: in five years it'll be my last name
- parents: what
- me: what
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
if perez hilton can be rich and famous for being fucking annoying and irrelevant then so can i
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
